Poker-Spank.com, the leading site for; absolutely ridiculous Poker training; comedy interviews with top professionals; and donkey related comedy of a miscellaneous nature is heading to Las Vegas to re-launch the site in style.
You read that right Poker-Spankers. Cliff “Poker-Spank” Shaw, Erik “Towels” Savage and Marc “The Doctor” Dolittle are going to be coming at you, live from Vegas. Naturally when you’re ballin’ like we do, you’re straight to the high stakes tables at the Bell, but this trip we’ll be slumming it at the Nugget to show you the moves and breaks you need to take down the big pots playing drunken hold’em at the low stakes table until you’re removed by security for rubbing it on your titties.
We remember back in 2003 when we first launched Poker-Spank.com, as a haven for Poker related comedy. Business was good and poker was like taking candy from a sea of endless babies just longing to give you their hard earned cash. In the era of graphs and ROI, Poker-Spank stood as a monument to the hilarity that is most of Poker. A reminder that the game was meant to be fun. Since then so much has happened. Even Dzone abandoned the game and became some kind of ginger neck-beard. With the death of on-line poker in the US (except Black Chip, and lets face it…that barely counts), and the saltiness of the euro-knits and Russio-donks, the only place to get your fix is Vegas, and Poker-Spank will deliver. Check back for blogs, trip reports, videos and miscellanous stupidity from Vegas.
We can’t promise it’ll be classy – but it’ll definitely be creamy.
